As I sat in my dark room, staring at my laptop screen while my fan whirred like a jet engine, I realized I had spent $40 on "wearable" digital sunglasses for a date that lasted twenty minutes and ended in a total server crash.
: Romance is hard to find when your CPU is hitting 100 degrees Celsius. As I sat in my dark room, staring
: We decided to teleport to a nearby virtual beach to get some privacy. In Decentraland, "walking" isn't exactly graceful. We spent five minutes accidentally running into walls and glitching into each other's character models. It wasn't a romantic stroll; it was a collision course. The Heartbreak: It’s All About the Assets As I sat in my dark room, staring