4,338ep. 7 "jj's Sex Life" Guide

JJ smiled. For the first time in 4,338 episodes, the plot was actually going somewhere good.

Maya sat beside him. “JJ, your sex life isn't a production. You’re not being filmed. There’s no audience waiting for a twist ending. It’s just two people trying to feel a little less alone.” 4,338Ep. 7 "JJ'S SEX LIFE"

“You’re overthinking it,” a voice said from the doorway. It was Maya, his oldest friend and the only person allowed to see him this unraveled. She was leaning against the frame, holding two lukewarm coffees. JJ smiled

The neon "Open" sign hummed outside the window, casting a flickering red glow over JJ’s cluttered apartment. Episode 4,338 of his life was supposed to be a milestone, or at least that’s what the tally marks on his bathroom mirror suggested. “JJ, your sex life isn't a production

“It’s about the fact that Sarah thinks I’m this cool, collected architect,” JJ muttered. “She doesn't know that when the lights go down, I’m terrified I’ll forget how to be… human. That I’ll just be another tally on a mirror in a room that smells like old coffee and anxiety.”