Fantasy.town.regional.manager.v28.11.2021.rar
"Everyone, prepare for the inevitable demise!" Arthur shouted into a megaphone.
Arthur checked his watch. It was 2:58 PM. He looked at the town—the beautiful inns, the strategically placed watchtowers, and the adventurers currently looting each other’s pockets. It was a masterpiece of corporate fantasy planning. Fantasy.Town.Regional.Manager.v28.11.2021.rar
Arthur adjusted his spectacles and looked down at the clip-board. He wasn't a wizard, a knight, or even a particularly brave tavern keep. He was the Regional Manager of the Adventurers Guild, and his current project, was already thirty minutes behind schedule. "Everyone, prepare for the inevitable demise
Arthur sighed, marking a checkbox for Guild Conflict . This was the twenty-eighth iteration of this town since November. Every time they built a bustling hub, something went wrong. If it wasn't a dragon, it was a "threat spike" caused by a princess who decided to raise an army of vengeful squirrels because her favorite bakery ran out of scones. He pulled a card from his spectral deck: He looked at the town—the beautiful inns, the
"Alright," he muttered, "v29.11.2021. Let’s try building more houses this time."