My Preety: Sucks Big Cock

Telling people "I’ll see if I can make it" when I am already in my pajamas with zero intention of perceiving the outside world again today. Why "Sucks" is Actually Great

So, here’s to the messy buns (that aren’t cute, just tangled), the unfinished projects, and the entertainment choices that would make a film critic cry. It’s my life, it pretty much sucks, and I kind of love it. my preety sucks big cock

My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me: Telling people "I’ll see if I can make

Should we tweak this to be more or maybe add a section about a specific hobby that isn't going well? My entertainment choices are equally chaotic

I just spent three hours watching a man build a pool out of mud and sticks. Will I ever do this? No. Did I enjoy it? More than I care to admit.

My Pretty Sucks Big Lifestyle: Embracing the "Meh" in a World of "Wow"

If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo. My "lifestyle" currently consists of: