2: Christmas Maybe: Santa Baby

Should we flesh this out into a , or would you like a theatrical script treatment for a short film version?

Christmas maybe?I’m feeling fifty-fifty on the "nice."Christmas maybe?Just skip the coal and bring the fancy ice.I’m not saying I’m a saint,But I’m definitely not a ghost.So put a ribbon on a Tesla,And we’ll have a holiday toast. Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe

Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th. Should we flesh this out into a ,

If the original "Santa Baby" was a confident list of demands, "Christmas Maybe" is the chaotic energy of someone who forgot to RSVP to the North Pole gala but still wants the gift bag. It’s jazz-pop with a wink—a little more playful, a lot more indecisive, and perfectly suited for the modern era of "it’s complicated." It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously

(The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic)

While the original wanted a fur and a yacht, the sequel is aiming for: A subscription that never expires. A therapist who takes his insurance. The "unsend" button for every text sent after 11 PM. A duplex in the city (with a deed that’s fully signed).