The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... Here

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s.

Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just a placemat from a defunct Shoney’s. Dennis has a meltdown about the "implication" of being trapped on a cliffside with a dead body, while Charlie realizes they’ve been carrying the wrong corpse the entire time. The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape. Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing

This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia disaster in the making. Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear

“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!”

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls."