Suddenly, the door swung open. A woman stumbled in, looking like she’d just been chased through a haunted car wash. This was Nadia, a client who seemed to be suffering from a particularly nasty gypsy curse. Behind her, a loony gargoyle’s head floated into the room, cackling to itself.
"So," Dog said, scratching behind his ear with a massive clawed foot. "You're telling me you kidnapped the monsters to start a supernatural boy band?" "No!" the villain screamed. "It's a conspiracy to—" the-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca
Eurico, the unpaid apprentice and former pizza delivery guy, sat at a desk that was mostly held together by gum and hope. He was currently staring at a stack of unpaid bills while Dog, a werewolf who dressed like a detective from a movie that went straight to VHS, leaned back in his chair. Suddenly, the door swung open
"Mendonça!" the gargoyle shrieked. "The monsters are disappearing! All of them! Well, the ones with good dental plans, anyway!" Behind her, a loony gargoyle’s head floated into
"Boss," Eurico said, sighing. "The landlord called. He says if we don't pay the rent, he's going to evict us. Also, he’s pretty sure you ate his cat."
"It's a setup!" Eurico shouted as they stood in the middle of a Nazi bunker that had somehow been transported to the 1980s. "The big revelation is coming! I can feel it!"