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Nick froze, his hand halfway to his hair. "You want me to... act? As a spy? In real life?" He let out a laugh that started as a wheeze and ended as a primal scream. "I’ve played a chemist, a treasure hunter, and a man who stole the Declaration of Independence. This? This is just Tuesday."

"Just... the weight, Javi," Nick said, leaning into the absurdity. "The unbearable weight... of all this talent ." The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) ...

"We need you to spy on him, Nick," the agent hissed. "He’s a high-stakes arms dealer." Nick froze, his hand halfway to his hair

"Nick," his agent’s voice crackled over the phone, sounding like sandpaper on silk. "The birthday party. One million dollars. All you have to do is be... you ." As a spy

The lines blurred. Nick was now playing a character playing himself playing a spy. He wore a wire under a Gucci shirt that cost more than a mid-sized sedan. Every time Javi hugged him, the feedback in Nick's ear sounded like a dying whale.

"Being me is a full-time job, Richard," Nick whispered, his eyes widening in that specific way that suggested he might either weep or hijack a plane. "It’s an Olympic sport. It's a high-wire act over a volcano of cinematic history!"

But then, the CIA knocked. Or rather, they cornered Nick in a bathroom.