But the Brimstone map had its own ideas. A stray crate fell from the sky, landing on a pile of oil drums. The resulting chain reaction sent a wall of fire sweeping across the middle ground.
Boggy B and his squad, the Concrete Donkeys , touched down via parachute. Their mission was simple: eliminate the Holy Grenadiers who had fortified the high ground near a bubbling lava pit.
"Finish them!" Brother Thomas screamed, pulling out a Holy Hand Grenade.
The ground shook. The volcanic crust gave way. As the dust settled, only Boggy B remained, balancing on a tiny pixel of land barely an inch wide. Brother Thomas was gone, sent to the great compost heap in the sky.